Doctor: Main Tumhen Aisi Dawai Dunga Ki Tum Fir Se Javan Ho Jaoge? Pathan: Aisa Julm N Karna Doctor Sahab Hamko Pention Lagne Wala Hai
Thanedar: Tumhare Yaha Chori Hui To Kitna Baja Tha? Pathan: Char Latth Ham Par Aur Ek Latth Hamari Begam Par Baja Tha Thanedar: Main Puch Raha Hu Ki Ghadi Men Kitna Baja Tha? Pathan: Sahab Ghadi Par To Ek Hi Latth Baja Tha Tabhi Ghadi Toot Gai Thi
Pathan Gusse Se: Water Chikan Biryani Men Chikan Hai Hi Nahin Water: Sahab Gulab Jamun Men Kaun Sa Gulab Hota Hai? Pathan: Ha Yaar Sorry!
Pathan Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Aur Bola "Doctor Sahab Bukhar Aa Raha Hai" Doctor(Nabj Pakad Kar): Ha Bukhar To Hai Main Davai Likh Deta Hu Pathan: Doctor Sahab Kadvi Dava Mat Likhna Doctor Ne Use Ghur Kar Dekha Aur Fir Davai Likhne Laga Pathan Fir Bola "Doctor Sahab Kadvi Dava Mat Likhna" Doctor Ko Gussa A Gaya Aur Bola "To Kya Sale Ek Kilo Jalebi Likh Du"
Marij: Doctor Sahab Mujhe Bolane Men Badi Dikkat Aati Hai Doctor: Aapko Yah Takif Kab Se Hai? Marij: Ji Jab Se Meri Shadi Hui Hai Aur Khasataur Par Tab Hoti Hai Jab Meri Patni Mere Samne Hoti Hai
Santa: Doctor Sahab Jodon Me Dard Rahta Hai Kya Karu? Doctor: Jode To Bhagwan Banata Hai Pagle Ismen Hum Doctor Kya Kar Sakte Hain?